Originality is the art of concealing your source. - Franklin P. Jones
Love: Two minds without a single thought. - Philip Barry
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
Time may be a great healer but it's also a lousy beautician.
theres always a greater world around you.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
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